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I wanted to post this sooner but my stupid mom volunteered to host her friend's bridal shower here and i had to help set up (but with the fee i charged i was able to get a new book). Any way, earlier this week we had to present our books in my children literature class. Well one guy was up there presenting his book, which was a counting book, when someone's cell phone went off. Doesn't seem like much, but the ring tone was one of those custom ring tones that play a song. So it all went a little something like this:
"Four, f-o-u-r. An we have Big Bird here and-"
“I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can’t deny!”
While a distracting interruption, the whole class was just about rolling on the floor laughing. And that's it, really.